After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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