I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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