Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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