i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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