There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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