i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
How external is "for external use only"?
I think a kid would responsible me up
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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