Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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