Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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