Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
