So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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