I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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