If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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