why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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