They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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