So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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