So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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