So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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