The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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