I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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