He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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