I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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