but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
do nipples grow back?
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