I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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