You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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