Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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