I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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