Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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