I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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