if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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