my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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