I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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