i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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