you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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