fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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