maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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