evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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