Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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