I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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