I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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