i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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