Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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