Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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