if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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