So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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