Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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