Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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