I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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