He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
