That's intense
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Randomize
