you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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